Limba romana - desi este o puternic-influentata limba latinilor, eu cred ca romanii nu o folosesc la adevaratul potential. Limba romana nu este flexibila de aceea este foarte greu sa traducem unele fraze din "folclorul" american, iar unele cuvinte care pot fi traduse au corespondent doar in unele regionalisme. Lovit de o inspiratie Hollywoodeana in ochiul drept, am ajuns la cele mai de top citate din filmele americane: Nasul, Pe Aripile Vantului, Star Wars, The Terminator etc. Aceeasi inspiratie m-a lovit apoi in ochiul stang si m-a invitat sa traduc cele 100 de citate. Concluzie: Romania este prea mare pentru limba romana. Din cele 100 de citate, am ales 30 pentru ca sunt o persoana lenesa, si am incercat sa le traduc in cel mai pur romanesc cu putinta. Rezultat:
#1 "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the Wind (Clark Gable)
"Pe bune papuso... ma doare fix in cot."
#2 "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather (Marlon Brando)
"Las' ca daca nu va vrea, ii voi rupe picioarele."
#3 "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - The Wizard of Oz (Judy Garland)
"Patrocle, cred ca nu mai suntem in Caracal."
#4 "Go ahead, make my day." - Sudden Impact (Clint Eastwood)
"Ia-mi-o-n gura!"
#5 "May the Force be with you." - Star Wars (Harrison Ford)
"Ai grija de tine."
#6 "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver (Robert De Niro)
"Ba fraiere, ce te holbi?"
#7 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now (Robert Duvall)
"Ba! Simti? M-am bãsit!"
#8 "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" - White Heat (James Cagney)
"EU SUNT SÃFU!"
#9 "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca (Humphrey Bogart)
"Asta inseamna ca suntem impreuna sau ce?"
#10 "Bond. James Bond." - James Bond: Dr. No (Sean Connery)
"Bond. B, O, N, D! Nu! Fara U! Cum se aude! BA, tu iti bati joc de mine?"
#11 "There's no place like home." - The Wizard of Oz (Judy Garland)
"Nicaieri nu-i ca pe Acasa TV"
#12 "Show me the money!" - Jerry Maguire (Cuba Gooding Jr.)
"Scoate banu'."
#13 "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men (Jack Nicholson)
"Vrei sa stii adevaru? N-ai tu fata de adevar! ce fata ai ba!"
#14 "You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws (Roy Scheider)
"U' CAT II MATAHALA!!!"
#15 "I'll be back." - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
"Imediat vin. Merg sa iau tigari."
#16 "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
"Maica-mea avea o vorba... Viata-i ca o sticla de tãrie dupa o zi de lucru - habar n-ai cum te prinde!"
#17 "I see dead people." - The Sixth Sense (Haley Joel Osment)
"Mortii ma-tii!!!"
#18 "Well, nobody's perfect." - Some Like It Hot (Joe E. Brown)
"Aproape nimeni nu-i perfect."
#19 "It's alive! It's alive!" - Frankenstein (Colin Clive)
"Stiu ca poti! Inca una! Bravo!"
#20 "Houston, we have a problem." - Apollo 13 (Tom Hanks)
"Am mierlit-o fratilor."
#21 "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)
"Intreaba-te daca esti norocos... Da ma, nu esti norocos. Asta e, na... Puii mei; esti ghinonist... Naspa."
#22 "You had me at 'hello.'" - Jerry Maguire (Renee Zellwegger)
"Cinci sute ora."
#23 "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - The Godfather: Part II (Al Pacino)
"Tine-ti prietenii aproape si dusmanii impusca-i in cap si suge-le sangele."
#24 "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface (Al Pacino)
"VA SPARG PE TOTI SA MOARA MAMA!"
#25 "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)
"Logic, ce pula mea?"
#26 "Heeere's Johnny!" - The Shining (Jack Nicholson)
"Floriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin... Calineeeescuuuuuuuuuuuu."
#27 "Hasta la vista, baby." - Terminator 2 (Arnold Schwartzeneger)
"Mori da-te driieeeecu'!"
#28 "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas Beauty killed the Beast." - King Kong (Robert Armstrong)
"Nu avioanele au fost... ci FEMEIA l-a omorat!"
#29 "My precious." - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Andy Serkis)
"Ce bani scot io pe tine..."
#30 "A martini. Shaken, not stirred." - James Bond: Goldfinger (Sean Connery)
